Week 2
Week 2
Indianapolis at Tennessee – Well, it looks like the Colts have picked up where they left off. Both the offense and defense played well last week in the season’s opener. Manning had nearly 300 yards and 3 TDs on the day. Vince Young just couldn’t seem to get it together last week, but RB Chris Brown stepped up his game and had 175 yards rushing. Colts take this one easily.
Green Bay at New York Giants – I can’t believe I’m picking the Green Bay Slackers over the Giants. Without knowing the severity of Eli’s shoulder, this is the best bet. The Cheeseheads actually squeaked a win against the Eagles on a last second field goal. With the Giants numerous injuries, they shouldn’t have to work too hard to win this one.
Cincinnati at Cleveland – GO BROWNS!!! One and done! Charlie Frye was sent to Seattle after a horrid display against the Squealers last week. This week Anderson has to show his ass or else he will be replaced by Brady Quinn in week 3. Cinci-nasty’s passing game showed up last week over the stingy Ravens’ defense, but the running game appeared to be stifled. The Browns will need to rush Palmer to shut down the air attack.
Houston at Carolina – Don’t get it twisted! Houston is not that good of a football team. True, they beat up on the Chiefs last week, but that was expected. The Panthers abused the Rams secondary last week. Expect more of the same this week. RB Foster had 94 yards on the ground. Those numbers should increase this week.
New Orleans at Tampa Bay – Tampa Bay just couldn’t manage to find the endzone last week, scoring only 2 field goals. If they had a hard time stopping the Seahawks last week, they are in for it this week. Deuce and Bush both rushed for 38 yards a piece. The Saints will bounce back to reality after last week’s lost to the Colts.
Buffalo at Pittsburgh – So, when did NBA refs start working for the Steelers’ organization? I sat in amazement at some of those calls from last week’s game against the Browns. But I digress. Congrats to Tomlin for his first NFL career “win” (cough). Buffalo was another team who lost on a last second FG. The Bills’ front seven need to control the line and get pressure to Roethlisberger if they want to beat the Steelers.
Atlanta at Jacksonville – Even though the Jags’ D-line is pretty banged up, they shouldn’t have to worry about the Falcons’ offense this week. Harrington had 200 yards and two picks. Dunn averaged 2.5 yards per carry. Hell, with numbers like that, I wouldn’t even put anyone in on defense and the Falcons may still have to punt.
San Francisco at St. Louis - That Niners vs. Cards game last week was almost exciting as watching paint dry. The Rams had their own woes last week. Steven Jackson came down with a bad case of fumble-itis which contributed to their lost to the Panthers. This is redemption week for Jackson. Look for him to put up big numbers.
Minnesota at Detroit – The Lions managed to beat the Raiders, but that’s just because the Raiders suck. Kitna torched the Raiders’ secondary by completing 75% of his passes, three of which were TDs. The Vikings DBs may not be able to contain all of those receivers at Kitna’s disposal.
Seattle at Arizona –Well, with the new acquisition of Charlie Frye at least all the Seahawk players should have enough water in their bottles. Matt Leinart struggled last week throwing 14-of-28 for 102 yards with one TD and 2 picks. And this was only against a Niners’ D. Just imagine what the Seattle D will do to him.
Dallas at Miami – Ok. I am convinced. Dallas has the worst (or best) fans ever! You would have thought it was the Super Bowl last week. Tony Romo made a case for himself by throwing 4 TDs and rushing for another. I guess that makes up for the infamous bobbled snap. Miami lost to themselves and the ‘Skins last week on a field goal. The Skins made Trent Green look a lot better than he is. This should be a real test this week.
Kansas City at Chicago – The Bears look bad, but the Chiefs look worse. This defense took another setback again this year with the loss of Mike Brown – again. The defense will contain the Chiefs offense. The problem is – Grossman will have to be on the field most of the game. This can never be a good thing.
New York Jets at Baltimore – The Ravens, arguably the stingiest defense in the league, appears to be made out of Styrofoam. Everyone seemed to get hurt last week. Even QB McNair was hurt in last week’s game. But you’d best believe as long as the team doctor allows them to suit up, you’ll have to worry about them. I really hate to take the Jets, but if Boller is leading this team on Sunday it may be a long day for the Ravens.
Oakland at Denver – Oakland finally signed their rookie quarterback, but after McCown’s performance last week it may be a while before he sees any playing time. McCown threw for 313 yards with two scores and two picks. If he can continue to spread the ball around like that, Champ Bailey and the other DBs will earn their pay this week.
San Diego at New England – Everyone knew Belichick does his homework prior to every game, but who knew he had all the opposing coaches Charades home videos? Moss had a stellar day against the Jets with 183 yards on only 9 catches. The Chargers had a little problem running the ball on the Bears front seven. But with the given history between Belichick and Tomlinson, look for LT to break for a couple of scores.
Washington at Philadelphia – Both teams fate was decided by a FG last week. They were just on opposing sides of the outcome. Randle El was just a little too much for the Dolphins, with 162 yards on five catches. Don’t look for a repeat performance on this Eagle’s defense. Philly lost to the Packers but appears to play a little more soundly.
Game of the Week: San Diego at New England
Last Week’s Picks: 11-5
Indianapolis at Tennessee – Well, it looks like the Colts have picked up where they left off. Both the offense and defense played well last week in the season’s opener. Manning had nearly 300 yards and 3 TDs on the day. Vince Young just couldn’t seem to get it together last week, but RB Chris Brown stepped up his game and had 175 yards rushing. Colts take this one easily.
Green Bay at New York Giants – I can’t believe I’m picking the Green Bay Slackers over the Giants. Without knowing the severity of Eli’s shoulder, this is the best bet. The Cheeseheads actually squeaked a win against the Eagles on a last second field goal. With the Giants numerous injuries, they shouldn’t have to work too hard to win this one.
Cincinnati at Cleveland – GO BROWNS!!! One and done! Charlie Frye was sent to Seattle after a horrid display against the Squealers last week. This week Anderson has to show his ass or else he will be replaced by Brady Quinn in week 3. Cinci-nasty’s passing game showed up last week over the stingy Ravens’ defense, but the running game appeared to be stifled. The Browns will need to rush Palmer to shut down the air attack.
Houston at Carolina – Don’t get it twisted! Houston is not that good of a football team. True, they beat up on the Chiefs last week, but that was expected. The Panthers abused the Rams secondary last week. Expect more of the same this week. RB Foster had 94 yards on the ground. Those numbers should increase this week.
New Orleans at Tampa Bay – Tampa Bay just couldn’t manage to find the endzone last week, scoring only 2 field goals. If they had a hard time stopping the Seahawks last week, they are in for it this week. Deuce and Bush both rushed for 38 yards a piece. The Saints will bounce back to reality after last week’s lost to the Colts.
Buffalo at Pittsburgh – So, when did NBA refs start working for the Steelers’ organization? I sat in amazement at some of those calls from last week’s game against the Browns. But I digress. Congrats to Tomlin for his first NFL career “win” (cough). Buffalo was another team who lost on a last second FG. The Bills’ front seven need to control the line and get pressure to Roethlisberger if they want to beat the Steelers.
Atlanta at Jacksonville – Even though the Jags’ D-line is pretty banged up, they shouldn’t have to worry about the Falcons’ offense this week. Harrington had 200 yards and two picks. Dunn averaged 2.5 yards per carry. Hell, with numbers like that, I wouldn’t even put anyone in on defense and the Falcons may still have to punt.
San Francisco at St. Louis - That Niners vs. Cards game last week was almost exciting as watching paint dry. The Rams had their own woes last week. Steven Jackson came down with a bad case of fumble-itis which contributed to their lost to the Panthers. This is redemption week for Jackson. Look for him to put up big numbers.
Minnesota at Detroit – The Lions managed to beat the Raiders, but that’s just because the Raiders suck. Kitna torched the Raiders’ secondary by completing 75% of his passes, three of which were TDs. The Vikings DBs may not be able to contain all of those receivers at Kitna’s disposal.
Seattle at Arizona –Well, with the new acquisition of Charlie Frye at least all the Seahawk players should have enough water in their bottles. Matt Leinart struggled last week throwing 14-of-28 for 102 yards with one TD and 2 picks. And this was only against a Niners’ D. Just imagine what the Seattle D will do to him.
Dallas at Miami – Ok. I am convinced. Dallas has the worst (or best) fans ever! You would have thought it was the Super Bowl last week. Tony Romo made a case for himself by throwing 4 TDs and rushing for another. I guess that makes up for the infamous bobbled snap. Miami lost to themselves and the ‘Skins last week on a field goal. The Skins made Trent Green look a lot better than he is. This should be a real test this week.
Kansas City at Chicago – The Bears look bad, but the Chiefs look worse. This defense took another setback again this year with the loss of Mike Brown – again. The defense will contain the Chiefs offense. The problem is – Grossman will have to be on the field most of the game. This can never be a good thing.
New York Jets at Baltimore – The Ravens, arguably the stingiest defense in the league, appears to be made out of Styrofoam. Everyone seemed to get hurt last week. Even QB McNair was hurt in last week’s game. But you’d best believe as long as the team doctor allows them to suit up, you’ll have to worry about them. I really hate to take the Jets, but if Boller is leading this team on Sunday it may be a long day for the Ravens.
Oakland at Denver – Oakland finally signed their rookie quarterback, but after McCown’s performance last week it may be a while before he sees any playing time. McCown threw for 313 yards with two scores and two picks. If he can continue to spread the ball around like that, Champ Bailey and the other DBs will earn their pay this week.
San Diego at New England – Everyone knew Belichick does his homework prior to every game, but who knew he had all the opposing coaches Charades home videos? Moss had a stellar day against the Jets with 183 yards on only 9 catches. The Chargers had a little problem running the ball on the Bears front seven. But with the given history between Belichick and Tomlinson, look for LT to break for a couple of scores.
Washington at Philadelphia – Both teams fate was decided by a FG last week. They were just on opposing sides of the outcome. Randle El was just a little too much for the Dolphins, with 162 yards on five catches. Don’t look for a repeat performance on this Eagle’s defense. Philly lost to the Packers but appears to play a little more soundly.
Game of the Week: San Diego at New England
Last Week’s Picks: 11-5
